A (Porn) Star In The Making?
Overheard: This junior gay didn’t just make his way around NU freshman year, his sexual exploits extended well into the Windy City. So it should come as no surprise that, according to several sources, he made it into a porn movie. Even those pesky STDs like gonorrhea and herpes didn’t stop him from making his theatrical debut. Our eyes can’t reach France yet — he’s studying abroad there. But we’re sure that his extracurricular activities there are like the ones he had here. Send Gossip Gay a copy of the movie, Porn Star. We’ll be sure not to let your parents in Tennessee in on the secret.
xoxo,
Gossip Gay
